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Most people have at least one bad date story, but some are definitely more cringe-worthy than others. Over on Reddit, people have been sharing their own embarrassing date stories, from a man who accidentally implied he thought his date was obese to the woman who ended up farting uncontrollably. She's overweight, but definitely not obese. I could tell that she was on the verge of crying. Don't do anything. Just stand there a minute.
I was trapped on a flight from Belfast to Edinburgh and was holding In a almighty guff from take off. I was really uncomfortable as I stepped off the plane and headed down to collect my bag's still holding It In as people where everywhere. At the bag collection my bag was taking fecking ages and I was now blue In the face, I decided I'd been through enough and dropped a huge guff In amongst loads of people waiting for their bag's. Some people had a right laugh, some very much didn't
Warning this story contains large amounts of fart fetish material. Stop reading if you have no interest in that subject. I was staring at the girl in front of me. It was the end of the school day and we had maths. I was only concentrating on her long blonde hair. Natural not dyed. She was universally known as the hottest girl in the school.